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Blackberry Smoke #291

These country guys rocked us at GOPWAR, now, they are selling tunes, like machines.


Off the coast of Southern Maine



©2017 by Bob Geezer Muppet

Screen Test:

Note: None of these scenes are in this movie, this is a test to see if you can make us feel.

Try to put yourself in these positions, emotionally. Feel free to ad-lib, look at the camera, state your first name, (only), and the state you live in. State the number of each scene, just before you give your line.



  1. You were just forced to watch half of your family murdered by a tyrannical king, and now, as you look into the camera, pretend the camera is a mirror, and you are all alone looking into the mirror. All your hate, and loss has overcome you, and you promise into the mirror, as if you were looking, straight into the eyes of the tyrant king.

Your Line:

“God, as my witness, I will avenge you with every breath I  take, from now, till eternity. Your demise, is all I will dream of”.

    2. You are deeply in love with the person of your dreams.

After years of bliss, you happen across a love note from       your partner to an unknown rival of yours. As, you read it, your face goes slowly, from, happy, to emotionally devastated, as it does, looking up from the note, you look at the camera, and murmur this line:

Your Line:

“I gave you my life for six years, I gave you everything, and you do this? YOU, do this to ME? THIS, is what my life has become?”

    3. You have been alone for two years on the planet Mars, and a spaceship from Earth has landed, and docked onto your living chamber, after the pilot walks through the airlock, into your chamber, you realise, the love of your life, just walked in, behind him. You are overwhelmed with loving emotion, and disbelief, as you say:


Your Line:

“Is that really you? Are you just, in my mind, or are you real? You came all this way, for ME? You ARE real, please say, you ARE real, I beg you to say it”.


    4. Now, YOU are the love of life, who just, walked into the chamber, behind the pilot, and as you look at the occupant waiting in the chamber, and answer this, with deep loving emotion:


 Your Line:

“I am real, I am as real as the sun in the sky, and the hair                  on your head. I am the luckiest person on Earth, or Mars”.



    5. Show us your fear face for 10 seconds.


That’s it, now send it to and good luck!